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Fantastical Idiots

Fantastical Idiots APK

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Name Fantastical Idiots
Package Name fan.tastic.idiots
Category Adventure  
Version 1.2.3
Size 15.70M
Requires Android 5.0 and up
Last Updated July 23, 2025

Helpless fools face doom—their only hope? You. Guide Bob, Carl & other idiots through disasters with your wits. Will you save them—or fail spectacularly?

The Situation

• They are completely alone—abandoned, isolated, and helpless.

• They are in grave danger, facing threats they barely comprehend.

• Their decision-making is beyond flawed—it’s legendary in its stupidity.

• By every logical measure, they are doomed.

• And yet… there might be one slim hope: you.

The Problem

• Their intelligence is questionable at best—measured in letters rather than numbers.

• They stumble from one disaster to another, making every possible wrong choice.

• Now, they’ve landed in the most dire crisis of their lives.

• No allies. No resources. No conventional way out.

• Fate has handed them a single lifeline: a mysterious cellphone with only one contact—yours.

The Fantastic Idiots

(Current Cast of Fools)

• Bob – An ordinary guy who made the mistake of crossing the wrong people. Now he’s stuck in a mess far beyond his understanding, and his only shot at survival is you.

• Carl – A spacefarer from the distant future, inexplicably stranded in the past (or present?). His advanced tech can’t save him from his own incompetence.

• (More to Come!) – Stay tuned for additional hopeless cases that will test your problem-solving skills.

The Challenge

• You are their sole lifeline. Every choice you make could mean life or death for them.

• Their fate rests entirely in your hands—can you outsmart their stupidity?

• Each scenario will push your patience, creativity, and strategic thinking.

• There is no backup plan. No second chances. Only you.

Will you step up and guide these fools to safety? Or will their absurd choices drag them—and possibly you—into disaster? The call is yours to answer.

FAQ

Q: Who are these "idiots," and why should I help them?

A: They're a growing cast of hapless individuals—like Bob (the clueless fugitive) and Carl (the inept time-stranded spacefarer)—who somehow keep stumbling into disasters. You’re their only hope because, frankly, they’re doomed without you.

Q: How do I interact with them?

A: In each scenario, they’ll contact you (via a mysterious cellphone, alien comms, psychic distress signal—who knows?) and describe their crisis. You choose their next move—but beware, their stupidity might twist your plans into new catastrophes.

Q: Are the characters really that dumb?

A: Yes. They have "intelligence measured in letters, not numbers," meaning they’ll misinterpret advice, ignore logic, and do things like "hide from killers in the murder van." Good luck.

Version History

v1.2.3——22 Jul 2025

They are alone. They are in danger. They are fantastically stupid. Download the latest version of Fantastical Idiots to enjoy new features and updates immediately!

*1.2.3

Minor bug fixes and improvements. Install or update to the newest version to check it out!

*1.2.2

Minor bug fixes and improvements. Install or update to the newest version to check it out!

*1.1.8

Minor bug fixes and improvements. Install or update to the newest version to check it out!

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